User Profile

I'm an adventurer at heart, currently working as an Intellectual Property lawyer in Dallas.

I'm an ordained ULC minister. My formal yogic title is "kriyavan", which is Sanskrit for "n00b."

I'm more of a cat person than a dog person. I'm really good at playing the drums, but not so good at playing the guitar.

I have a black belt in Kung Fu. I have a green belt in Girl Fu. I have a 9th degree black belt in Sloth Fu.

I have many superpowers, which I mostly use for Good, but sometimes use for Lazy.

I have been told that I smell really good. I have been told that I should exercise more.

I have seen the Temple of the 10,000 Buddhas. I have seen the world's largest ball of twine.

I am on a spiritual path that mostly makes me humbler than usual, and sometimes makes me really arrogant.

I don't drink or smoke, but I used to. Alot. Which is why I don't drink or smoke anymore.

I have a fetish for pixies and girls named Emily or Molly. I tend to date girls who are much too young for me.

I am nowhere near as cool or as lame as this profile suggests.

Hate mail may be published. Love letters will not.

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Come BOINC with me! http://setiathome.berkeley.edu/team_display.php?teamid=120961

bookmarks of interest: http://del.icio.us/sanskritkanji

What I'm listening to (pretty much always): The Trance channel on http://www.di.fm/

This lame profile is not FYAD-enabled.

contact me at: a n j i n g u a r d - l i v e journal@yahoo.com
(removing the extra anti-spam spaces, of course)